Because it’s just so ridiculous.

The US has Space Cops. Seriously.

Mission
The U.S. Space Force is responsible for organizing, training, and equipping Guardians to conduct global space operations that enhance the way our joint and coalition forces fight, while also offering decision makers military options to achieve national objectives.- Space Force Website

Shiny spacey tempeh looking bubble bunny with a funky mohawk.

Hefty solid Plaster, Acrylic, Foam, Copper Leaf, Varnish, Cork Base.

Shipped in a Disapproving Bunny box with a certificate of authenticity and a patch of grass for the bunny to sit on. Recyclable packaging.

Height: 11”

Depth: 6.5”

Width: 5.5”